Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Hati-hati kalo pake WC umum



Buat temen-temen yang kebelet pas di luar rumah dan terpaksa harus pake WC umum, ini ada beberapa hal yg gw saranin supaya ga terjadi disaster....

- Begitu masuk, cek pintu WC ada kunci apa ga? trus ada tempat gantung celana pa ga?
- Liat dulu tu WC pake sistem air (ember ato semprotan) atau sistem kering (tissue)
- Cek dulu ada air ga, ato minimal tissuenya ada pa ga? jangan langsung brojol aja tanpa liat2 dulu...sapa tau ga ada air...tisu pun tak nampak.....WUAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

In case of emergency, do the following :
- ga ada air? ga ada tissue? kalo bawa saputangan ya korbanin aja
- pasang kuping baik2, kalau sekiranya dah ga ada orang, ambil celana dan barang2 pribadi laennya dan lari ke cubicle WC sebelah (ini dah jorok banget karena pasti the sh*t dan meleber kemana mana....yucks)...ini blm tentu ada air/tisu juga loh di sebelah...
- telpon temen minta beliin tisu....itu kalo lo ga malu dan temen lo ga keburu ill feel.
- anything u do....make sure u don't leave the toilet UNWIPPED!!!

hmmmmmm....ga penting ya...tapi daripada terjadi malapetaka

Friday, April 27, 2007

10 Things To-Do in a Boring Meeting



These are some of the things I or my friends do in a boring meeting,


1. Sketch or draw a person that standing in front of the room who causes the whole stupidity. Compete with your friends, the ugliest wins.

2. Done with sketching? well break your freebies pencil into pieces, once again, compete with your friends, the most pieces wins.

3. Well it's time to get serious, open up your laptop, open your outlook (this is really just for emergency) and play games such as Dinner Dash, dun forget to dried up the volume, get ready to press Alt+tab to switch to your outlook just in case yer boss spotted you.

4. Playing games cud be boring it self, so take out your blackberry or any mobile phone u have that support Yahoo Messenger and chat with yer friends. Chat with anyone, tell them how u suffered and trapped inside a boring meeting, or chat with your kolig, and make jokes of the meeting.

5. You got any PSP or Nintendo DS?!?!? Well it's time to put it into a real good use. I have a NDS and so does my friends/koligs....so...waddya say if we get on the multiplayer Wifi Games...Bomberman?

6. If you are an important person or wanna look like one, than yer phone sud always rings every 10 mnts, now u noe wat to do, rite? yeah...PICK UP THE PHONES AND WALK OUT OF THE ROOM!!!! even when no one is calling...hehe...just make sure u put yer phone on silent mode, or u'll be a sorry ass if yer phone rings while u are on the phone....hehehehe (not to mention the damage to yer ear).

7. Try to look serious...dun ever fall asleep...if u lucky enough, there sud be a hot coffee or tea, try to make experiments...mix up your drinks, like tea+lemon+creamer+sugar and add a little coffee...and once again...IF U GET LUCKY...you got a major stomachache, another excuse to leave the meeting.

8. This one is old and need a bit shameless people to do it, they have done this since our ancestor (remember the monkey?) yeeeeeaaaahhhh.....help your friends get rid off all the gray hair manifested from the hard work.

9. Had a crush with yer kolig? try to sit next to her/him. whether you got welcomed or ignored...both will rush yer adrenaline.

10. Last but not least...if your company is big enough to have more than 50 ppls seating in a room...you could just bail out and keep your finger crossed that your boss wud not notice...hehe...

Well...that's a wrap, I'm off to the WORLD GOURMET SUMMIT 2007...will give the review after I'm full...hehehe

Monday, April 16, 2007

Playing With Google Earth

Just downloaded the copy of Google Earth last weekend and it rocks. I mean it's fun, googling the earth with satelite, finding the roof of your house, office, etc. Anyway, here's some of my spotting screen shots,



My old house back when I was in elementary school (Rumah Mangga), located at the border of Surabaya and Sidoarjo, kompleks Pondok Chandra Indah. Had my 1st crush with my neighbour there, when I was 8 years old...hehehe...memories still linger thou...



Went to this school, from 1st to 3rd grade, lotsa memories there




4th to 6th grade...met with 2nd crush (hihihi) and this is where I met my 1st rival...he's dead now...car accident with his girlfriend about 8 years ago...real sorry bro, you were one helluva rival

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Got Yelled Coz I drive "B" ?!?!?



Today's traffic was a killer...I really mean it could kill someone...and it all thanks to hundreds or maybe millions of "B" platted cars. Ga tau apa yang di cari di Bandung?!?!?!? Perjalanan dari rumah ke tempat fave (baca=electronic solution)biasanya serasa jalan dari dapur ke kamar mandi...cepet...tapi sekarang?!?!?!? Rasanya seperti dari dapur ke kamar mandi pas kebelet pipis tapi ada orang gi boker di dalem kamar mandi.....ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
anyway, it was arround 1 pm, di pertigaan jalan Laswi, lampu merah di situ emang 3 jalur dikanan penuh sama orang yang mo belok ke kanan, sementara yang lurus cuma nyisa satu jalur paling kiri. Pas macet banget, jadi kalo orang mo lurus salah ambil jalur ya harus sabar mpe yang ke kanan abis. Gw....karena emang pribumi sini, tau persis jangan sampe salah ambil jalur, dan emang gw dah bener...eeeeee...ada mobil sedan item (tuner style) di sebelah kanan (Plat "D" Bandung padahal) maksa mo ambil kiri, tapi dah ga mungkin, ada orang gila di jalur kirinya (ehmmm...it's me). Wajarlah ga gw kasi, dalem hati gw bilang bego banget orang bandung bisa salah jalur. Terus ya bisa di tebak, kt pepet-pepetan maen who's the chicken, sampe akhirnya spion dia jadi korban (ketekuk doang sih....tapi karena spion dia model matic yg nekuknya pake motor, keknya mampus juga tu spion ke tekuk paksa). trus dia (penumpang) buka jendela dan teriak, "JAKARTA ANJIIING!!!!!!", wajar gw tersinggung, bukan gara-gara dibilang anjing, tapi dibilang orang JAKARTA. Langsung gw rem mobil, buka jendela, pasang muka sengak terus keluar deh kata2 mujarab asli bandung, tapi gw ga teriak, cm ngomong pelan ala mafia, "naon sia beul!!!, kehet!!!"...well, cukup untuk membuat mereka tutup mulut, dan tutup jendela....hehehe...mayan, ditengah stress kejebak macet ada hiburan juga.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Demam NDS


Ga tau sapa yg mulai, tp console mungil keluaran Nintendo ini lg bikin orang orang sekitar gw ketagihan. Gmn ga, gamenya kreatif smua, pake touch screen ma voice control, bs online pake wifi gratis, bayangin lo dirmh ato di mall maen mbil chatting ma jutaan pemilik NDS di dunia, win games and u earn points, with tat u earn ur reps in online world. Tapi gw jadi dicuekin ma bini, lagi nyante ngopi2 dia malah tanding masak di NDS...hiks...btw, udah 2 orang temen gw yg beli NDS gara2 gw racunin, gw juga diracunin temen...wong niatan awal mo beli Nintendo Wii malah ga jadi

Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Complete Sherlock Holmes


Alone in my hotel room and I was on the last page of World of Warcraft:Cycle of Hatred. I really need to find a new readings to kill time, and that when I remembered seeing a book nearby, just down the street about ten minutes walk. So there I was, standing in front the book self browsing for anything worthy. I wasnt looking for anything perticular, just something fun to read. Had my eyes for Tom Clancy's Bear ant The Dragon, but the book is 15 cm thick. Then I considered Mario Puzo's Godfather, but I watched the trilogy three times, remember every scenes. Tired and hungry I decided to given up the hunt, but just when I walked pass the last shelf, I saw this book, The Complete Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It has all the fifty-seven stories, hardcover, imported, and cost me only Rp. 75rb. (36rb for the soft cover version). I know it might sounds corny, I mean, who wud want to read Sherlock Holmes these days? That dude was history, dinosours age, he still using that old magnifying glass, no spectro, no DNA matching, just following his huntch and logic. Well, that the beaty of it. I'm a big fan of CSI series, but they solved most cases with mere hitech solution, where's the fun? Besides, I really want to know about this guy. I know him as a detective icon for ages, but never really read the book. So, I hope he's as good as the legend says or else I know why they're selling it this cheap

Friday, March 09, 2007

Naik Kereta Api...dut...dut...dut


Bukannya gw takut naek garuda ke jogja gara2 ada yg kebakar, tp emang dah planning dr mg lalu ke jogja naek kreta. Sayang jg sih gw jd ga dapet milage di freq flyer gw. Its just tat i can rest for a while kalo pake kreta. Ga kek pake pesawat yg smua kesannya in rush. O iya, about the tittle pake dutdutdut bukan tuttuttut krn every now and then pasti kecium bau busuk...bused...smua org pada masuk angin ya?!

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Dino crisis


This is how kids play with their dinosours these days...they just get smarter and smarter

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Festival Jajanan Bango


No pass to Java Jazz? No worries...ada bejibun makanan di Gasibu. Batagor riri, warung lela, reds dipo, rujak cingur sedati surabaya, rawon setan, and many more. Jadi ga nyesel kan ga ntn java jazz? Ummm...nyeseel, palagi festival jajanan ini cm bagus iklannya. Uda ngantri nya aja biadab, trus makanan ya itu2 aja, di hari biasapun banyak...well at least i got a story this weekend...bummer

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Broken Passion


Driving...has always been my passion since my childhood. Berawal dari kekaguman gw ma kemampuan kakak gw menghapal smua tipe mobil yg ada dijalan waktu gw TK pun belum. Kebiasaan keluarga gw yg tiap weekend pergi liburan keluar kota makin buat gw cinta sama nyetir. Gw baca smua buku tentang mobil, i finished countless driving games with the hardest difficulty, i watched racing movies sampe yg kartun. Waktu ikutan test driving dari asosiasi driving australia indonesia, i'm proud to say gw satu2nya yg pernah dapet perfect score di refleks dan car handling. Gw bener2 suka nyetir, ga pernah bercita cita punya supir. Tapi smua ada limit, sekarang gw bahkan ga bisa turun dari mobil tanpa meringis nahan sakit, duduk di mobil aja uda sakit. Cedera yg gw dapet dari passion gw sendiri. Malem ini gw bersyukur bgt kakak gw ikut, krn gw cm bs bertahan stg perjalanan sblm otot gw keram...gmn dong? Hiks...

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Life After The Flood


Keknya basi bgt ya...banjirnya dah sebulan lewat tapi gw baru ribut sekarang, tapi emang gw baru hari ini nengok kamar gw di jakarta. Rumah masi brantakan, barang2 masi ditumpuk diatas takut banjir lagi. Kamar gw dah mirip kamar anak kost, ato parah. Untung AC masih jalan, tapi ga ada air dingin, kulkas rusak. Cat dinding udah cocok buat tempat shooting Jelangkung Begins ato Sundelbolong Returns. Tapi Alhamdulillah msh ada 2 kasur lipet yg bs gw tumpuk jadi tempat tidur yang nyaman...and I hv never felt this comfortable as I'm now in this room

Monday, February 26, 2007

I Hate Monday


Senim pagi di Jakarta? No way, kalo ga kepaksa bgt kek hari ini ga bakal deh. Skrg jam 7.15 dan gw masih merayap di depan pintu tol pondok gede timur. Jam 8 meeting di Slipi. Harusnya gw dah nginep aja dihotel tadi malem...jadi nyesel

Monday, February 19, 2007

Metamorfosis


Salah satu benefit bongkar2 kamar adalah u never noe wat treasure u'll find. For me gw nemu pas foto gw dari berbagai taun, sayang ga ada yg SD ato TK. Selain itu nemuin jg koleksi prangko, uang kuno, foto foto mantan (weksss), sama koleksi duit logam cepek yg tebel satu celengan penuh. Ternyata gw sadar, kamar gw dah seabad ga diberesin...hihi...

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Senja di Malioboro


Akhirnya kerjaan gw di jogja kelar. Benarkah? Belum...masih ada tugas laen, beli titipan orang. Pertama nyari kado buat temen gw yg merit, harus yg khas jogja buat newly wed. Sprei batik? Pasti panas...kondom batik? Gw takut kalo nanya diusir ama satpam...sarung bantal kursi batik keknya yg paling pantes, bs kepake lama asal ga kebanjiran. Bis gitu beli kaos yg gambarnya lucu khas jogja buat babeh, buat gantiin kaos oleh2 dari kinabalu, waktu itu gw beli kaos buat babeh asal ambil yg gambarnya keren, ternyata pas dibuka di rumah kaos ce yg mini...hehe. Masih ada titipan lagi...bakpia, tapi bawaan gw dipesawat ntar dah berat, jd gw beli aja pas sesuai titipan (bagi yg ga brasa nitip maap ya...dan jgn ngaku2). Tinggal cari makan malem...pas gi clingak clinguk cari makan nemu tukang kalung jalanan, keinget ma cincin kawin gw yg udah ga muat, jd gw beli kalung baja tentara G.I. buat gantungin cincin, skalian steel plate nya di embos nama gw dan di baliknya nama lilie. Akhirnya gw dah tll capek buat makan, ckp beli dunkin dan bawa ke hotel. Capek...besok pesawa jam 7.40, belom beres2. Besok aja subuh...skrg saatnya tidur...zzz...

Monday, February 12, 2007

Home sick


Here I am again in a place far from home...alone in a comfort hotel's room in Jogja...yet...am not enjoying it. It's only a week since I got off the plane from KL, i miss my 3x3 room, non AC just a squeeky fan, with my cheap bed and furniture, cables running havoc arround my PC, and mostly, I miss my lovely wife. Just when i was onboard the plane this day, I listened to michael buble's songs which goes something like this : 'another aeroplane, another sunny place I'm lucky I know but I wanna go home, I miss you, you know'

Friday, February 09, 2007

Sambel Kulit Jeruk


"mo makan dimana li?"
"dimana aja terserah kamu deh", jawab lili sambil memasang sabuk pengaman
"dimana ya??? aku dah makan sih barusan, bis nungguin kamu lama, dah kelaperan"
"hihi...ya udah, eh, di rumah si mamah bikin sambel ga?"
"ga tau tu, kalo ga salah bikin sambel kulit jeruk" , bales gw sambil ngarahin mobil masuk jalan riau yang sudah mulai sesak dengan orang2 yg bergegas dari kantor pulang ke rumah.
"telp mamah dulu gih, kalo iya kita kesana aja...hehe...numpang makan di mertua".
So I called my mom, and she said she'd love to make sambal kulit jeruk but ran out of cabe merah and cengek. I made a quick stop at Jogja Antapani and grabbed some cabe merah, cengek and a cut of Jambal Roti Special.
Sampe di rumah mamah langsung kerja nyiapin menu spesial, sambal kulit jeruk (kulit jeruk dah ada di rumah sisa jeruk kemaren), jambal roti goreng, sama ayam bakar. Dad went outside and pick up some "watever the name is" leafes for "lalab" or "lalap" (someone pls tell me which is the right word), mom always keep edible plants in the yard...hihihi...good for us.
Sambil nunggu gw maen Figt Night Round 3, nerusin career mode...mayan...dapet KO 2 contender.
"Ayo tuh kalian pada makan, dah siap mumpung panas", teriak mama dari dapur
"iya mah...asik asik asik", sambil agak linglung tapi bersemangat lili bangun dari tempat tidur.
tau kan rasanya nyium aroma sambel sama ikan asin, terus ngebayangin pedesnya sambel yang lumer di mulut dengan jambal roti yang wuuueeenakk?!?!? trus pasti udah nelen lidah duluan....?!?!? tats exactly the feeling i got...hihihi...We had a "Sweaty" two rounds by the way...enuf to sent us crushing on the bed....sampe males pulang...tapi akhirnya kita pulang juga, dengan ngebekel sambel, ikan asin ama lalabnya...huehehehe...Mom...ur the best cook hihihi

Friday, February 02, 2007

Kinabalu Day 3 : Island Activity

ekspresi kemenangan bis ngalahin team malaysia

lomba ke dua lawan filipina, we lost, soanlya entah kenapa perahu kita jadi miring ke arah perahu filipin yang beberapa pedayungnya cewek2 sexy, terpaksa waktu pas mo tabrakan kita ngerem, safety flirt...er..i mean safety first


kecapean bis snorkling...ikannya galak-galak ada yg gigit kaki gw pula

isi bensin dulu...makan makanan sehat

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Kinabalu Day 2 : Award Nite n Costume Party

Bidadari-bidadari dari thailand

untung gw mengundurkan diri dari team "Saman Dance"

te...sateeee......sate nya mana dek...?!?!?



Baju dari sabang sampe mer....ehm...tukang sate ada disini dari Indonesia



Serasa arisan mafia Hongkong

objek foto ini bukan gw

Adu Perut

...Mirror-mirror on the wall...who's the BIGGEST of them all....

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Kinabalu Day 1 : Welcome Coctail




Not bad for the 1st nite, rencananya coctail party diadain di garden/beach, tapi berhubung hujan deres banget jadi acara dipindahin ke Ballroom....i dun really care siy...yg penting makanannya tetep ada dan enak2 hehehe...
Acara seperti biasa, diawalin ma opening speach blablabla, terus parade bendera pernegara, yell yell (foto plg bawah) negara, makan malem, kabaret para Managing Director (Asli yang ini garing abis), trus terakhir tuker kado deh. Foto paling atas sama Tya...beruang sirkus tomboy...wakakak...pis...tapi rame banget orangnya, di tengah ma wahyu, kebetulan disebelah gw pas gw mau difoto. Sempet nemenin temen2 yang latihan nari saman tadi mpe jam setengah satu, fell asleep thou, trus ni baru masuk kamar lagi tapi nyempetin blogging dulu...bis ini sholat dulu langsung tidur...besok masih panjang harinya.

Kota Kinabalu


Just arrived at kota kinabalu, spent almost 5 hours flight plus 3 hours transit in KLIA. Sama aja kek di indo, serasa di kalimantan. Will be staying at Shangrila for the next 6 days

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Nasi Uduk Kebon Kacang


Heheh...gw dah kekenyangan, ga bs komen banyak, liat aja gambarnya and use ur imagination

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Worthed ga?


Bingung ni, pengen beli new gadget tapi cm bole satu. Xbox 360, PS3, Nintendo Wii, PC ato laptop?! Kalo laptop pengen macbook apple, just bcoz its cool, rare, head turner and its white...gw suka yg putih2 hehe

Microsoft "ASLI" Kit?!


Kok gw geli ya bacanya?

Monday, January 15, 2007

Visi Nokia di 2010


Here's some interesting so called "Nokia's Hopes" or so to say from Tero Ojanperä, Nokia’s chief technology officer, who did the final keynote speech at the Nokia World conference Nov 30, 2006.

  • a full gps support to guide you to your meeting according to your calender...in case u got lost
  • 10 MP camera phone tat can record also HDTV quality video, there goes digicam biz
  • Order your meal online before walk into the cafe, at last...Nokia thinks of something rational
  • 8gb internal memory?!?!? well think bigger...think 100 Gigs...Darn, i can store all of my "collection" there
  • an internal LCD projector?!?!? i dun feel like holding a burning hot projector in my palm.
  • a super duper awesome fast internet so u can stream all your media and dun need to store it in your phone?!?!? errrr....wat were u saying about the 100 gigs again?!?!
  • a sensor in your shoes to detect so it can tell the phone to find the nearest shelter?!?!? so when u got caught in the rain...stop...check ur phone (u better hope its waterproof coz nokia never mention about waterproof phone) wait a sec until ur phone decide wer u r, wait again, after the phone download the location of the nearest shelter...follow the arrow...naaaaahhhh....I'll just run to the nearest shop or tree...much faster
  • a photo ID, so u can ID everthing arround you...this is possible, i have w850i tat can ID a songs by just sampling part of the music and send it to internet, seconds later, i got the song title, artist, and albums title
Well anyway....we'll c in 2010 if nokia can really makes all of this come true...I do remember Nokia Vision TV Ad back arround 5 years ago, it shows a true colour touch screen, video call, GPS maps, and a 3D games...well...it came true in 2006, so wat d u guys think?!?!?

read the complete article at Tech Digest here

BLOGMUSIK DOT NET


Gi muter2 cari donlodan mp3 gratis, nemu site ini. kuweren bangetttt.....u can find almost most of the song, bisa buat playlist, bentuknya kek virtual iPod, tinggal masukin nama lagu ato artist di bawah....dan muncul d di list sebelah kanan...sayang ga bisa di donlod....tapi, gw gi cari plugin firefox buat bisa donlod siy, last time gw cari plugin buat donlod video di youtube berhasil, mudah2an yang ini juga berhasil....doain yaaaaa

Jajanan : Gudeg Cilaki


Alternative sarapan pagi kalo ga sempet sarapan di rmh ato ga ada makanan di rmh..hiks...pas nempel ditembok SMU 20 di jl.cilaki, enak, cepet, murah, cm 5rb 5rts dah pake dada ayam...pas buat kantong pegawe kek gw...hehe

New Dawn


 
Huaaaaa....Taon baru dah kapan-kapan gw baru ngeblog?!?!?? ck...ck...ck....ck.... kek orang sibuk aja...hihihi
Walopun telat gw mo ngucapain itadakimasu buat smuanya (salah ya?!?!) selamat taon baru, semoga di duaributujuh ini segalanya lebih baek (standar banget wish gw).
New Year Resolution gw?!?!? gw pengen kurus, pengen kerjaan gw masuk target lagi kek taun kmaren, pengen promotion (hihihi...kok minta promosi setaun sekali!?!?), pengen beli Wii (plisssssssss ya honey...bole kan beli Wii?!?), pengen beli rumah...segitu aja dulu, ntar kepanjangan jadi kek daftar belanja mak gw....
Btw, changed my phone to w850i so I cannot use LifeBlog anymore, gw masih bisa tetep ngeblog lewat w850i sih tapi dia otomatis buat blog baru, gw gi coba nge forward blogging gw di blog Sony Ericsson ke sini, moga2 bisa....

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Pocong 2


Pocong 2, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Pocong ini dipajang di cinema 21 BSM. Pertama liat emang catchy bgt, ato lebih tepat ngagetin, bikin org mikir, "bused, sapa nih naro pocong sembarangan?! Sembrono!!" tapi emang bagus kok idenya, noticeable. Gw aja ga tau ada film namanya pocong, tp gara2 pocong nyasar ini jd tau. Stands out from the crowd...salut deh...tapi, kasian juru kunci bioskop ya tiap malem harus sport jantung ktemu pocong...hehehe

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Original


The Original, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Kalo ada celeb diantara bajaj, ya mungkin bajaj yg ini. The original bajaj used in Bajaj Bajuri series. Shame, it was a great series once, until Mat Solar decided to leave. Emang sih kabarnya mslh klise, fee...hmm...sensi kali ya. Mat Solar yg katanya pencipta seri itu ga mendapa wat he deserve, is he? Akhirnya akibat keputusan dia ninggalin produksi, selain para penggemar, bajaj ini jg jadi korban. Sekarang nasibnya lebih banyak di tempat parkir dibelakang studio, itu juga digusur kesana kemari kalo parkiran penuh. Tadi pagi gw kebetulan parkir pas di deket bajaj ini, kasian juga dipepetin ke tembok deket tong sampah. Nasib celeb bajaj yg gini nih, ga ada glamour2 nya...dasar Mat Solar...hmm...ada hubungan sodara ma Vin Diesel ga siy?

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Cara kerja orang bego


Cara kerja orang bego, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Gw bingung sama etos kerja org lokal, kerjanya banyak yg setengah hati. Contohnya kemaren, ada masalah ama kabel telp rumah, trus bini gw telp telkom dong. Akhirnya org telkom dateng, pas gw ma bini ga ada dirumah. Penyakit telp gw itu telp atas bawah mati tp speedy jalan. Secara logic, pasti ada yg salah di sambungan splitter ke telp. Tapiii, dg kebodohan dan kemalesan dia, dia ambil jalan pintas, dia cabut splitter speedy, nyambungin telp bawah lsg ke main cable, leaving my internet dan telp atas mati?!?! So?!? Seperti kt masukin mobil ke bengkel benerin rem tapi kluar dari bengkel coupling ga jalan...dodol...udah gt kabel2 dia tinggalin brantakan...sekali lagi...DODOL

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Another Day of Defeat : Again?!


Another Day of Defeat : Again?!, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Oh sh*T!!!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Am I workaholic?


Am I workaholic?, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Sobat gw sempet crita, dia punya temen yg jd rookie of the year, malah sampe nginep dikantor. Tat time, my respond was, "gpp kalo emang dia ga punya keluarga, tp tetep aja, jgn segitunya ma kerjaan". Trus kmaren gw baca artikel detik net, ada istilah yatim piatu blackberry di Amrik. Kejadiannya para ortu begitu attached ma kerjaannya, bahkan saat weekend mrk ga pernah lepas dari blackberry. Para anak2 mengeluh ortu mrk selalu menjawab email yg dibilang penting, lebih penting dari keluarga.
gw jadi inget, my company is a blackberry user also. Ga jarang my wife complains bout how attached I am with my blackberry, slalu gw bawa2, bahkan boker pun gw bawa.
Last nite gw malah ga sempet pulang ke rumah, dah tll capek dan malem, gw tidur di hotel tempat meeting. Ga ada rencana, ga bawa baju, i even slept naked last nite, bener2 naked krn gw ga mau baju gw bau ma kusut buat dipake lg hari ini. Jadi, apa gw termasuk org2 gila kerja? I hope not, msh banyak yg lebih gila dari gw, well at least today my koligs just hv to bare with my stinky clothes..hehe

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

1st time this year

Ga kerasa dah mo ganti taun lg, cepet bgt ya waktu...banyak bgt kejadian, termasuk pengalaman2 pertama, jd pengen nginget2 lg apa aja pengalaman pertama th ini.Let c...th ini pertama kali gw:
- ke hongkong
- ke disney land
- married
- got promoted
- terima bonus
- punya blackberry
- punya boss funky nan gila
- ke menado
- punya xbox
- punya nyali buat nolak ntn horror
- ke taipe
- beli dvd bokep original (di taipe)
- punya digicam
- liat semburan lumpur life pas ke malang
- punya kamera phone
- punya internet broadband
- mencapai berat 85 kg
palagi yaaaa?!but it shows tat i had a great year, I guess, sud be thankfull, tp tetep...kerasa capek bgt, dun u?

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Day of Defeat : Beaten by Ibu-ibu?!?!?


 wat cud be more emberasing than being beaten by mid forties housewifes in tennis??!?!?

Bandung, 10 Desember 2006, 06.38 AM, Cuaca Cerah
sms recieved from herul, "De, gw dah di lapang, lapangnya pada dipake smua nih?!?!?"
"gpp rul, ntar juga pas kita dateng mrk brenti, kan dah kita sewa"
"oke"
Agak bete juga bacanya, soalnya kan kita dah sewa lapang dan dah bayar pula kontan, kok mereka seenaknya aja make lapang, ga bisa baca papan jadwal apa?!?!?
Pas gw sampe lapang emang penuh banget, both court were taken, malah di tiap lapang dah ada yg ngantri nunggu giliran. Wat d heck?!?!? Trus gw cari penjaga lapangnya yg ternyata masih tidur dengan nyenyak, maklum, hari minggu pagi yang dingin gini enakan tidur. hmmmm....pantes dia kecolongan, lapangan di pake smua.
Akhirnya kita duduk2 di bench Lapangan B, which is rightfully ours to use, tapi di sebelah dah ada dua ibu2 umur 40 something gi ngobrolin poligami (it's a beautiful sunday's morning and tats all they can think of?!?!?). Kita sempet kelabakan juga, masalahnya keliatan ibu2 itu gi pada nunggu giliran maen, trus kita mo ngusir kan ga enak.
"Masak kita musti maen lawan ibu2 sih?", celetuk herul
"ya kalo terpaksa, mang lo tega ngusir?", jawab gw sambil terus merhatiin empat om om yg lagi make lapang gw.
"Mas sori, 1 game lagi ya, tanggung", salah satu om disitu bilang ke kita
"Iya gapapa", jawab herul. Ga pa pa itu akhirnya lasted 18 mnts, hmm...gpp ndas mu om.
Bener aja, pas kita masuk lapang, eh dua ibu2 itu ikutan, kita pada celingukan aja. Trus yg parah mereka ajak maen bareng, gw double ma ibu yg pendek endut, herul ma yg jangkung kurus and we thought...hah...it's easy, bisa apa siy ibu2 rumah tangga ini?!?
and the game begun...sadly...they turned out to be "Super Moms" .....sigh.....
pukulan mereka walo gerakannya keliatan kaku, tapi selalu masuk, terarah...dan keras...wuihhhhh....bukannya kita ga jago maen tennis, tapi emang kita rada2 ga bisa aja, tambah ngeliat partner kita yg ibu2 pada jago maennya, kita jadi tambah grogi (baca = malu).
Akhirnya banyak dead ball ada di gw ma herul. After playing one full set, they given up on us....hehehe....trus nanya, "Mas, biasa sewa lapang mpe jam brp ya?"
"jam 9 bu"
"Ya udah maen aja dulu, kita nunggu mpe beres aja"
Hihihi...keknya mereka ga smangat d maen ma kita.
Set kedua gw ma Andri, lawan Herul ma ibu2 yg baru dateng (dasar si herul, di lebih milih partner ma super mom, berlindung di balik wanita...hueheheh).
Ternyata ibu yg satu ini lebih jago lagi, ace demi ace dateng beruntun, mampus d gw ma andri, sementara si Herul cuma teriak2, "De, Ndri, siap2 ya....kenceng loh"..... dodol....
Akhirnya kita kalah lagi...seperti yg sudah kita predeksi sebelum tanding. Hmmmm....tapi mungkin wajar kalo kita kalah, umur kita masih 27, sementara ibu2 itu dah mid forties....jadi mereka udah 20 taon lebih pengalaman dari kita. Gw mikir, coba kalo kita rematch ma mereka 20 taon lagi pas kita seumuran mrk sekarang.....pasti gw ga kan kalah lagi....HAHAHAHAHAHA



Saturday, December 09, 2006

Lone Rider


Lone Rider, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Cipularang, fenomena baru warga jakarta dan bandung. Gimana ga, jarak tempuh yg biasanya 4 jam bisa jadi 2 jam. Tapi bukan cuma itu, cipularang sudah bukan sekedar tol, tapi juga tujuan wisata malam...or so to speak. Coba telusuri jalur jakarta bandung pada malam sabtu, bahkan sekitar jam 12 malam pun, tol penuh sesak. Semua tempat peristirahatan, terutama km 18, udah ga beda sama plaza EX, bisa muter2 5x buat cari parkir. Mau makan apa? A&W, solaria, breadtalk,padang, starbucks ato makanan lokal? Ada smua. Atau lebih suka KFC? Tinggal jalan lg di km 34. Pizza? Ada di km 57...hmm...57 ato 34 yaaa?! Lupa...hihihi...tapi yg pasti ada sensasi beda kalo kt jalan pas weekend...termasuk sensasi pegel kaki (bersyukurlah yg punya mobil matic)...banyak lampu, banyak mobil, bisa adu kenceng ma org 2 gila. I've been doing this for almost a year...but last nite...it was different...i felt so lonely

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Brengsek ato Homo?

Kasus anggota DPR ma penyanyi dangdut sama AA Gym nikah lagi keknya membangkitkan sedikit semangat kebersamaan kaum ibu-ibu dan ce pada umumnya. Gimana ga, 2 kejadian bersamaan yg dua duanya menempatkan wanita sebagai kaum yang tertindih...eh...tertindas..hehe. Akhirnya anggapan lama muncul lagi ke permukaan "Laki-laki itu brengsek semua, sisanya homo", pathetic banget yak? Sampe adek gw yg ce nanya ke gw, "wud u rather be an asshole or a gay?", gw jawab aja langsung "I'd rather be an asshole" hihihi...keknya smua co kalo ditanya pasti jawabnya kek gw...hayo angkat tangan sapa yg jawabannya bedaaaa???...hihihi

Being an asshole is a matter of how u look at things....but being a gay...its absolute....harga diri bung.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Enjoy the weekend


Enjoy the weekend, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Minggu lalu gw dah ngorbanin weekend gw buat kerja. This weekend is party time, maen xbox, bikin pizza, good food, good friends, tennis, and who noes wats next...
Enjoy ur weekend mate

cheers!!!

Friday, December 01, 2006

The Dentist


The Dentist, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Yup...gw gi nunggu giliran periksa ke dokter gigi. God knows wats await for me behind tat cold wooden door. Gw ga punya pilihan lg, gigi gw dah sakit semingguan, and it does effect my mood...and worst...my appetite...hihi...
So, wat is it with the dentist tat is so scary? Well, the horror starts as soon as u put yer ass on the cold bench in the waiting room. The freezing air scooped around ur neck with a strong drugs odour, and from behind the door, a squeking sounds of ultra sonics drills can really cracks ur mind.
The door opens, a nurse calls out ur name with an empty smile. As u enter the room, u see the doctor cleans his hands under the water tap and turns arround to greet u, "hello Sir, now wat do we have here..."...cold man...very un-cool. He will then ask u to sit on his "workshop" chair while he is preparing all those pointy metal things. Now, here is when the real horror begins, he will ask u to open ur mouth, jammed all those metal tools inside, and start doing the nasty job, and the squeking sound u heard back then in the waiting room...starts roaming from inside ur mouth, yeah tats rite...the sounds will enters ur ears as if its coming from ur throat and goes in to ur brain.
After all those torments, u will think the horros stops once u leave the room...nope...the grand finale is when u see the bills, i'm telling u man, u better hv ur company cover it for u or else ur done...
Anyway...gw msh nunggu giliran gw, dapet no. 13 nih...shit...bad number, and its friday