Pocong 2

Pocong 2, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Pocong ini dipajang di cinema 21 BSM. Pertama liat emang catchy bgt, ato lebih tepat ngagetin, bikin org mikir, "bused, sapa nih naro pocong sembarangan?! Sembrono!!" tapi emang bagus kok idenya, noticeable. Gw aja ga tau ada film namanya pocong, tp gara2 pocong nyasar ini jd tau. Stands out from the crowd...salut deh...tapi, kasian juru kunci bioskop ya tiap malem harus sport jantung ktemu pocong...hehehe

The Original

The Original, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Kalo ada celeb diantara bajaj, ya mungkin bajaj yg ini. The original bajaj used in Bajaj Bajuri series. Shame, it was a great series once, until Mat Solar decided to leave. Emang sih kabarnya mslh klise, fee...hmm...sensi kali ya. Mat Solar yg katanya pencipta seri itu ga mendapa wat he deserve, is he? Akhirnya akibat keputusan dia ninggalin produksi, selain para penggemar, bajaj ini jg jadi korban. Sekarang nasibnya lebih banyak di tempat parkir dibelakang studio, itu juga digusur kesana kemari kalo parkiran penuh. Tadi pagi gw kebetulan parkir pas di deket bajaj ini, kasian juga dipepetin ke tembok deket tong sampah. Nasib celeb bajaj yg gini nih, ga ada glamour2 nya...dasar Mat Solar...hmm...ada hubungan sodara ma Vin Diesel ga siy?

Cara kerja orang bego

Cara kerja orang bego, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Gw bingung sama etos kerja org lokal, kerjanya banyak yg setengah hati. Contohnya kemaren, ada masalah ama kabel telp rumah, trus bini gw telp telkom dong. Akhirnya org telkom dateng, pas gw ma bini ga ada dirumah. Penyakit telp gw itu telp atas bawah mati tp speedy jalan. Secara logic, pasti ada yg salah di sambungan splitter ke telp. Tapiii, dg kebodohan dan kemalesan dia, dia ambil jalan pintas, dia cabut splitter speedy, nyambungin telp bawah lsg ke main cable, leaving my internet dan telp atas mati?!?! So?!? Seperti kt masukin mobil ke bengkel benerin rem tapi kluar dari bengkel coupling ga jalan...dodol...udah gt kabel2 dia tinggalin brantakan...sekali lagi...DODOL

Another Day of Defeat : Again?!

Another Day of Defeat : Again?!, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Oh sh*T!!!

Am I workaholic?

Am I workaholic?, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Sobat gw sempet crita, dia punya temen yg jd rookie of the year, malah sampe nginep dikantor. Tat time, my respond was, "gpp kalo emang dia ga punya keluarga, tp tetep aja, jgn segitunya ma kerjaan". Trus kmaren gw baca artikel detik net, ada istilah yatim piatu blackberry di Amrik. Kejadiannya para ortu begitu attached ma kerjaannya, bahkan saat weekend mrk ga pernah lepas dari blackberry. Para anak2 mengeluh ortu mrk selalu menjawab email yg dibilang penting, lebih penting dari keluarga.
gw jadi inget, my company is a blackberry user also. Ga jarang my wife complains bout how attached I am with my blackberry, slalu gw bawa2, bahkan boker pun gw bawa.
Last nite gw malah ga sempet pulang ke rumah, dah tll capek dan malem, gw tidur di hotel tempat meeting. Ga ada rencana, ga bawa baju, i even slept naked last nite, bener2 naked krn gw ga mau baju gw bau ma kusut buat dipake lg hari ini. Jadi, apa gw termasuk org2 gila kerja? I hope not, msh banyak yg lebih gila dari gw, well at least today my koligs just hv to bare with my stinky clothes..hehe

1st time this year

Ga kerasa dah mo ganti taun lg, cepet bgt ya waktu...banyak bgt kejadian, termasuk pengalaman2 pertama, jd pengen nginget2 lg apa aja pengalaman pertama th ini.Let c...th ini pertama kali gw:
- ke hongkong
- ke disney land
- married
- got promoted
- terima bonus
- punya blackberry
- punya boss funky nan gila
- ke menado
- punya xbox
- punya nyali buat nolak ntn horror
- ke taipe
- beli dvd bokep original (di taipe)
- punya digicam
- liat semburan lumpur life pas ke malang
- punya kamera phone
- punya internet broadband
- mencapai berat 85 kg
palagi yaaaa?!but it shows tat i had a great year, I guess, sud be thankfull, tp tetep...kerasa capek bgt, dun u?

Day of Defeat : Beaten by Ibu-ibu?!?!?

 wat cud be more emberasing than being beaten by mid forties housewifes in tennis??!?!?

Bandung, 10 Desember 2006, 06.38 AM, Cuaca Cerah
sms recieved from herul, "De, gw dah di lapang, lapangnya pada dipake smua nih?!?!?"
"gpp rul, ntar juga pas kita dateng mrk brenti, kan dah kita sewa"
"oke"
Agak bete juga bacanya, soalnya kan kita dah sewa lapang dan dah bayar pula kontan, kok mereka seenaknya aja make lapang, ga bisa baca papan jadwal apa?!?!?
Pas gw sampe lapang emang penuh banget, both court were taken, malah di tiap lapang dah ada yg ngantri nunggu giliran. Wat d heck?!?!? Trus gw cari penjaga lapangnya yg ternyata masih tidur dengan nyenyak, maklum, hari minggu pagi yang dingin gini enakan tidur. hmmmm....pantes dia kecolongan, lapangan di pake smua.
Akhirnya kita duduk2 di bench Lapangan B, which is rightfully ours to use, tapi di sebelah dah ada dua ibu2 umur 40 something gi ngobrolin poligami (it's a beautiful sunday's morning and tats all they can think of?!?!?). Kita sempet kelabakan juga, masalahnya keliatan ibu2 itu gi pada nunggu giliran maen, trus kita mo ngusir kan ga enak.
"Masak kita musti maen lawan ibu2 sih?", celetuk herul
"ya kalo terpaksa, mang lo tega ngusir?", jawab gw sambil terus merhatiin empat om om yg lagi make lapang gw.
"Mas sori, 1 game lagi ya, tanggung", salah satu om disitu bilang ke kita
"Iya gapapa", jawab herul. Ga pa pa itu akhirnya lasted 18 mnts, hmm...gpp ndas mu om.
Bener aja, pas kita masuk lapang, eh dua ibu2 itu ikutan, kita pada celingukan aja. Trus yg parah mereka ajak maen bareng, gw double ma ibu yg pendek endut, herul ma yg jangkung kurus and we thought...hah...it's easy, bisa apa siy ibu2 rumah tangga ini?!?
and the game begun...sadly...they turned out to be "Super Moms" .....sigh.....
pukulan mereka walo gerakannya keliatan kaku, tapi selalu masuk, terarah...dan keras...wuihhhhh....bukannya kita ga jago maen tennis, tapi emang kita rada2 ga bisa aja, tambah ngeliat partner kita yg ibu2 pada jago maennya, kita jadi tambah grogi (baca = malu).
Akhirnya banyak dead ball ada di gw ma herul. After playing one full set, they given up on us....hehehe....trus nanya, "Mas, biasa sewa lapang mpe jam brp ya?"
"jam 9 bu"
"Ya udah maen aja dulu, kita nunggu mpe beres aja"
Hihihi...keknya mereka ga smangat d maen ma kita.
Set kedua gw ma Andri, lawan Herul ma ibu2 yg baru dateng (dasar si herul, di lebih milih partner ma super mom, berlindung di balik wanita...hueheheh).
Ternyata ibu yg satu ini lebih jago lagi, ace demi ace dateng beruntun, mampus d gw ma andri, sementara si Herul cuma teriak2, "De, Ndri, siap2 ya....kenceng loh"..... dodol....
Akhirnya kita kalah lagi...seperti yg sudah kita predeksi sebelum tanding. Hmmmm....tapi mungkin wajar kalo kita kalah, umur kita masih 27, sementara ibu2 itu dah mid forties....jadi mereka udah 20 taon lebih pengalaman dari kita. Gw mikir, coba kalo kita rematch ma mereka 20 taon lagi pas kita seumuran mrk sekarang.....pasti gw ga kan kalah lagi....HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lone Rider

Lone Rider, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Cipularang, fenomena baru warga jakarta dan bandung. Gimana ga, jarak tempuh yg biasanya 4 jam bisa jadi 2 jam. Tapi bukan cuma itu, cipularang sudah bukan sekedar tol, tapi juga tujuan wisata malam...or so to speak. Coba telusuri jalur jakarta bandung pada malam sabtu, bahkan sekitar jam 12 malam pun, tol penuh sesak. Semua tempat peristirahatan, terutama km 18, udah ga beda sama plaza EX, bisa muter2 5x buat cari parkir. Mau makan apa? A&W, solaria, breadtalk,padang, starbucks ato makanan lokal? Ada smua. Atau lebih suka KFC? Tinggal jalan lg di km 34. Pizza? Ada di km 57...hmm...57 ato 34 yaaa?! Lupa...hihihi...tapi yg pasti ada sensasi beda kalo kt jalan pas weekend...termasuk sensasi pegel kaki (bersyukurlah yg punya mobil matic)...banyak lampu, banyak mobil, bisa adu kenceng ma org 2 gila. I've been doing this for almost a year...but last nite...it was different...i felt so lonely

Brengsek ato Homo?

Kasus anggota DPR ma penyanyi dangdut sama AA Gym nikah lagi keknya membangkitkan sedikit semangat kebersamaan kaum ibu-ibu dan ce pada umumnya. Gimana ga, 2 kejadian bersamaan yg dua duanya menempatkan wanita sebagai kaum yang tertindih...eh...tertindas..hehe. Akhirnya anggapan lama muncul lagi ke permukaan "Laki-laki itu brengsek semua, sisanya homo", pathetic banget yak? Sampe adek gw yg ce nanya ke gw, "wud u rather be an asshole or a gay?", gw jawab aja langsung "I'd rather be an asshole" hihihi...keknya smua co kalo ditanya pasti jawabnya kek gw...hayo angkat tangan sapa yg jawabannya bedaaaa???...hihihi

Being an asshole is a matter of how u look at things....but being a gay...its absolute....harga diri bung.

Enjoy the weekend

Enjoy the weekend, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Minggu lalu gw dah ngorbanin weekend gw buat kerja. This weekend is party time, maen xbox, bikin pizza, good food, good friends, tennis, and who noes wats next...
Enjoy ur weekend mate

cheers!!!

The Dentist

The Dentist, originally uploaded by coolchuby.

Yup...gw gi nunggu giliran periksa ke dokter gigi. God knows wats await for me behind tat cold wooden door. Gw ga punya pilihan lg, gigi gw dah sakit semingguan, and it does effect my mood...and worst...my appetite...hihi...
So, wat is it with the dentist tat is so scary? Well, the horror starts as soon as u put yer ass on the cold bench in the waiting room. The freezing air scooped around ur neck with a strong drugs odour, and from behind the door, a squeking sounds of ultra sonics drills can really cracks ur mind.
The door opens, a nurse calls out ur name with an empty smile. As u enter the room, u see the doctor cleans his hands under the water tap and turns arround to greet u, "hello Sir, now wat do we have here..."...cold man...very un-cool. He will then ask u to sit on his "workshop" chair while he is preparing all those pointy metal things. Now, here is when the real horror begins, he will ask u to open ur mouth, jammed all those metal tools inside, and start doing the nasty job, and the squeking sound u heard back then in the waiting room...starts roaming from inside ur mouth, yeah tats rite...the sounds will enters ur ears as if its coming from ur throat and goes in to ur brain.
After all those torments, u will think the horros stops once u leave the room...nope...the grand finale is when u see the bills, i'm telling u man, u better hv ur company cover it for u or else ur done...
Anyway...gw msh nunggu giliran gw, dapet no. 13 nih...shit...bad number, and its friday