10 Things To-Do in a Boring Meeting

These are some of the things I or my friends do in a boring meeting,


1. Sketch or draw a person that standing in front of the room who causes the whole stupidity. Compete with your friends, the ugliest wins.

2. Done with sketching? well break your freebies pencil into pieces, once again, compete with your friends, the most pieces wins.

3. Well it's time to get serious, open up your laptop, open your outlook (this is really just for emergency) and play games such as Dinner Dash, dun forget to dried up the volume, get ready to press Alt+tab to switch to your outlook just in case yer boss spotted you.

4. Playing games cud be boring it self, so take out your blackberry or any mobile phone u have that support Yahoo Messenger and chat with yer friends. Chat with anyone, tell them how u suffered and trapped inside a boring meeting, or chat with your kolig, and make jokes of the meeting.

5. You got any PSP or Nintendo DS?!?!? Well it's time to put it into a real good use. I have a NDS and so does my friends/koligs....so...waddya say if we get on the multiplayer Wifi Games...Bomberman?

6. If you are an important person or wanna look like one, than yer phone sud always rings every 10 mnts, now u noe wat to do, rite? yeah...PICK UP THE PHONES AND WALK OUT OF THE ROOM!!!! even when no one is calling...hehe...just make sure u put yer phone on silent mode, or u'll be a sorry ass if yer phone rings while u are on the phone....hehehehe (not to mention the damage to yer ear).

7. Try to look serious...dun ever fall asleep...if u lucky enough, there sud be a hot coffee or tea, try to make experiments...mix up your drinks, like tea+lemon+creamer+sugar and add a little coffee...and once again...IF U GET LUCKY...you got a major stomachache, another excuse to leave the meeting.

8. This one is old and need a bit shameless people to do it, they have done this since our ancestor (remember the monkey?) yeeeeeaaaahhhh.....help your friends get rid off all the gray hair manifested from the hard work.

9. Had a crush with yer kolig? try to sit next to her/him. whether you got welcomed or ignored...both will rush yer adrenaline.

10. Last but not least...if your company is big enough to have more than 50 ppls seating in a room...you could just bail out and keep your finger crossed that your boss wud not notice...hehe...

Well...that's a wrap, I'm off to the WORLD GOURMET SUMMIT 2007...will give the review after I'm full...hehehe

Playing With Google Earth

Just downloaded the copy of Google Earth last weekend and it rocks. I mean it's fun, googling the earth with satelite, finding the roof of your house, office, etc. Anyway, here's some of my spotting screen shots,



My old house back when I was in elementary school (Rumah Mangga), located at the border of Surabaya and Sidoarjo, kompleks Pondok Chandra Indah. Had my 1st crush with my neighbour there, when I was 8 years old...hehehe...memories still linger thou...



Went to this school, from 1st to 3rd grade, lotsa memories there



4th to 6th grade...met with 2nd crush (hihihi) and this is where I met my 1st rival...he's dead now...car accident with his girlfriend about 8 years ago...real sorry bro, you were one helluva rival

Got Yelled Coz I drive "B" ?!?!?

Today's traffic was a killer...I really mean it could kill someone...and it all thanks to hundreds or maybe millions of "B" platted cars. Ga tau apa yang di cari di Bandung?!?!?!? Perjalanan dari rumah ke tempat fave (baca=electronic solution)biasanya serasa jalan dari dapur ke kamar mandi...cepet...tapi sekarang?!?!?!? Rasanya seperti dari dapur ke kamar mandi pas kebelet pipis tapi ada orang gi boker di dalem kamar mandi.....ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
anyway, it was arround 1 pm, di pertigaan jalan Laswi, lampu merah di situ emang 3 jalur dikanan penuh sama orang yang mo belok ke kanan, sementara yang lurus cuma nyisa satu jalur paling kiri. Pas macet banget, jadi kalo orang mo lurus salah ambil jalur ya harus sabar mpe yang ke kanan abis. Gw....karena emang pribumi sini, tau persis jangan sampe salah ambil jalur, dan emang gw dah bener...eeeeee...ada mobil sedan item (tuner style) di sebelah kanan (Plat "D" Bandung padahal) maksa mo ambil kiri, tapi dah ga mungkin, ada orang gila di jalur kirinya (ehmmm...it's me). Wajarlah ga gw kasi, dalem hati gw bilang bego banget orang bandung bisa salah jalur. Terus ya bisa di tebak, kt pepet-pepetan maen who's the chicken, sampe akhirnya spion dia jadi korban (ketekuk doang sih....tapi karena spion dia model matic yg nekuknya pake motor, keknya mampus juga tu spion ke tekuk paksa). trus dia (penumpang) buka jendela dan teriak, "JAKARTA ANJIIING!!!!!!", wajar gw tersinggung, bukan gara-gara dibilang anjing, tapi dibilang orang JAKARTA. Langsung gw rem mobil, buka jendela, pasang muka sengak terus keluar deh kata2 mujarab asli bandung, tapi gw ga teriak, cm ngomong pelan ala mafia, "naon sia beul!!!, kehet!!!"...well, cukup untuk membuat mereka tutup mulut, dan tutup jendela....hehehe...mayan, ditengah stress kejebak macet ada hiburan juga.